Celebrating Women for the Real World

Once Upon A Time……

….or maybe “He Said, She Said”

Once upon a time there was this man and this woman and they were married.  The had been married for like a gazillion years. 

They lived in this state that’s usually warm but sometimes it gets cold.  She doesn’t like to be cold.  She will often go to bed wearing flannel pink jammie bottoms with a sweatshirt that has a stain on the front. (She is very sexy, I know!)

One night, let’s call that night Monday, she and he went to bed.  They were quietly doing whatever it is they do before drifting off to the world of slumber when suddenly she got hot.  No, not HAWT, but hot.  She took off her pants.  She still was hot.  She took off the sexy stained sweatshirt.  He suddenly took quite an interest of her hot-ness where hot-ness equals she was literally hot, not HAWT.  He didn’t seem to care.  Hot, hawt, it’s all relative, right?

(stick with me, this is where the he said, she said comes in)

He said:  “Well, what do we have here.”

She was all like:  “WTF, didn’t you pass anatomy, it’s my ass!”

He said:  “It’s naked”

She said:  (well she said nothing, she just rolled her eyes)

He said:  “Why is it naked?”

She said:  “It’s Monday, don’t worry about it”

He said:  “But it’s naked!”

And one thing led to another and he did like this and she did like that, and they did……and then he went for a smoke and she went for water (shut it), and then his head hit the pillow and she………………COULD NOT SLEEP! 

And that is how this fairy tale ended….him snoring and getting a good night’s sleep all happy and sated and she?  Well?  She’s writing stupid fairy tales on her blog!


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  1. * Tammy says:

    Sounds like the Princess needs more booze. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  2. * Kat says:

    Well, duh – it’s a known fact that cardio too close to bed time will keep you awake. However, I would happily trade sleep for some action. 😉

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  3. * Cheeky says:

    I agree with Tammy…….

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  4. * Kami says:

    Ok, but why was your ass hot?

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  5. * christie says:

    ummm since when have you been staring through my windows?

    I swear this has happened to us on more thn one occasion…

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago

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