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Tickle Tuesday

No, we didn’t forget; the tax man just had us a little preoccupied.  So, in light of THAT being over, let’s move on.  Shall we?

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week a little brighter.

Ready?  Enjoy!

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.  He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. 

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them.

 Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folks think.

Bwahahahahahaha!  I think I’m ready to be blond again!

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  1. * celebratingwomen says:

    LMAO….love it!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 7 months ago
  2. * christie says:

    hahahahahha!!!!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 7 months ago
  3. * Kat says:

    Brilliant! 🙂 hahahahaha

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 7 months ago


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