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Tickle Tuesday

Well darn it, I can’t post our little picture. Well then, we’ll do this old skool style. Ready?

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humbpday; so it must be “Tickle Tuesday”! Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week a little brighter.

Enjoy!

A  dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to  check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked  the Madam, ‘Is this a union house?’
 
‘No,’  she replied, ‘I’m sorry it isn’t.’
 
‘Well,  if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?’
    
‘The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,’ she answered.  
   
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man  stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, ‘Why yes sir, this is a union  house.  ‘We observe all union rules.’  
 
The  man asked, ‘And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?’ ‘The  girls get $80 and the house gets $20.’
   
‘That’s  more like it!’ the union man said.  
 
He  handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a  stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde .

 

‘I’d  like her,’ he said.
 
‘I’m  sure you would, sir,’ said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year  old woman in the corner, ‘but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and  according to union rules, she’s next.’

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  1. * Kat says:

    Hahahahahaha!!!! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 3 months ago
  2. * Tammy says:

    Keeping mean comments to myself.

    Just have to.

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 3 months ago
  3. * SuZan says:

    Bwahahahahahahah!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 3 months ago


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