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Tickle Tuesday

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; (come on and say it with me) so it must be…..Tickle Tuesday!  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week a little brighter!

Before we get started, I need to ask a very stupid question.  Facebook?  Apparently I’ve joined and I even have friends.  I’ve kind of started a profile.  How exactly am I supposed to work this?  It think I’ve left a comment on someones page.  What else do I do?

Yes, after you are finished laughing at my stupidity, you can enjoy this:

Importance of Walking

 

Walking can add minutes to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old

to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

 

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.

 

I like long walks,

especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

 

The only reason I would take up walking

is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

 

I have to walk early in the morning,

before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

 

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.

Haven’t lost a pound.  Apparently you have to go there.

 

Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,

I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

 

I do have flabby thighs,

but fortunately my stomach covers them.

 

The advantage of exercising every day

is so when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’

 

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

start with a small country.

 

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,……

just getting over the hill.

 

We all get heavier as we get older,

because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

 

      AND

 

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,

I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,

I look just fine.

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  1. * Steve says:

    The face book thing is something my Sarah does but I have no clue how any of that works It must be nice to know you have friends!!

    I think I need to take up walking as well its been way to long since I have heard any heavy breathing too. Well except for the breathing I heard from the room next to mine at the hotel where I was the other evening but I digress.

    Have a great Tuesday! It’s getting icy here!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  2. * Kat says:

    I just goined Facebook too and am still trudging along. Today, I happened to click on the icon for gifts on the right sidebar and when I followed it to see how to earn points there is a link to a tutorial, so try that. 🙂

    Those are hillarious! Thanks for the giggle! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  3. * Tammy says:

    I have no idea how to work facebook either. Kat – you can teach me?

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  4. * SuZan says:

    Geez….I never mastered MySpace…wait….I am told that is just so high school.

    G2 could help you out.

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago


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