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Tickle Tuesday and A Great Big Happy Birthday

This most awesome biotch right here is having a birthday today!

It’s not often that Suz and I step “outside” the box.  We did and went to a blog blowout in Austin.  We met some really great people (and some not so great people but we will not discuss those).  Tammy is one of those great people that we were honored to meet!  She is a great mom, wife, daughter, sister, aunt, and most of all friend!  Can’t wait to get together again….soon!

Happy birthday girl!  Have a drink (or three) for us!

Now – onto other things:

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; therefor it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week a little brighter.

Investment tips for 2009

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice . For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally.

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

 

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  1. * Kat says:

    ZipAudiDoDa. Love it!

    Hahahahahaa

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  2. * celebratingwomen says:

    Woo Hoo! Have a wonderful Birthday girl!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  3. * Kami says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, windb…

    Never mind.

    Love you, anyway.

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago
  4. * Tammy says:

    THANK YOU!?!?

    Kami, what is Windb?

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 4 months ago


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