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Christmas Tickle Tuesday


We can let our readers down.  So, since it’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter.

In honor of all the Christmas baking my daughter and I were doing, I have to post this recipe.  I will be trying these tonight.  I hope they turn out!

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Jose Cuervo Christmas



  1 cup of water

 1 tsp baking soda

 1 cup of sugar

 1 tsp salt

 1 cup or brown sugar

 4 large eggs

 1 cup nuts

 2 cups of dried fruit

 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


 Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,

 check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

 pour one level cup and drink.


 Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter

 in a large fluffy bowl.


 Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

 it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another

 cup just in case.


 Turn off the mixerer thingy.


 Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

 of dried fruit.


 Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.


 Mix on the turner.


 If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

 it loose with a drewscriver.


 Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.


 Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

 a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.


 Add one table.


 Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.


 Greash the oven.


 Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.


 Don’t forget to beat off the turner.


 Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

 Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.



Cherry Mistmas!



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  1. * Kat says:

    This always cracks me up! That’s my kind of cooking! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  2. * andeeroo says:


    May I invite you to read my satirical take on the battle to celebrate Christmas in the public square?


    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  3. * Karen says:

    Merry Christmas, Ladies!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago

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