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Tickle Tuesday…..

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week a little brighter.

We have two good ones for you today so ya’ll enjoy:

Too funny, Maxine is at it again!

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,  ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.


…..She’s such a bitch.

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THE SHOEBOX.

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.

They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.

They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little

old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had

cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

 

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but

one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said

she would not recover.  In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took

down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was

in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls

and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. ‘When we were to be married,’

she said, ‘ my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage

was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you,

I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.’

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two

precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two

times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with

happiness.

‘Honey,’ he said, ‘that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?

Where did it come from?’

‘Oh,’ she said, ‘that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.’

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  1. * Kat says:

    Hahahahahaha!!! That second one is HILLARIOUS!!!! LOVE IT! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago
  2. * Faye says:

    Thanks for the laugh…I LOVED the 2nd one….I should take that advice and use it 😛

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago
  3. * Sheri says:

    I wonder just how much money I’d make if I made a doll and sold it each time I got mad at someone’s stupidity in the office.

    I think I’d be rich!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago
  4. * Kate says:

    Those are hysterical. I love them both the second one is the best though.

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago


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