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Tickle Tuesday

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week a little brighter.

The following was sent to me about 7 years ago.  At the time I didn’t get it.  I get it now!  Does this describe anyone else’s bed time ritual?

After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.


He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?’

‘I found the remote,’ he mumbled.

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Comments

  1. * Kat says:

    OMG!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 12 months ago
  2. * Faye says:

    That is hilarious and SO true…haha

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 12 months ago


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