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Tickle Tuesday

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Hump day; therefore it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter. 

I’m in a “kick the cat” kind of mood.  Why?  No clue.  Perhaps it’s the position of the moon.  Yes, that’s it, it’s solar related, not hormonal…at all!  Got it!  Good.  Let’s move on!

Enjoy!

The very first ever Blond GUY joke….. And well worth the wait!


An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed,” Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blond opened his lunch and said, ” Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”   
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”


(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said, “Don’t look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.”

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  1. * Cheeky says:

    Bwahahahaha!! Love it!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 1 month ago
  2. * Kat says:

    hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha 🙂

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 1 month ago
  3. * SuZan says:

    Bwhaahahahahhaha…..that was great!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 1 month ago


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