Celebrating Women for the Real World



Friday Funny

Well, since we missed Tickle Tuesday, I thought I’d post something a little more light in nature than politics.  Please enjoy!

 

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 43 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, ‘HONEY, 43 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD CHICK.

 

NOW I HAVE A TWO MILLION DOLLAR HOME, A $60,000 CAR, A KING SIZE BED AND

A 65 INCH PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU’RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.’

 

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD CHICK, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

 

AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

 

THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID- LIFE CRISES

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  1. * SuZan says:

    HAHAHAHA………LOVE it!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago
  2. * Kat says:

    Brilliant. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago
  3. * anita says:

    I’m taking that one home to my DH. he thinks a midlife crisis is some kind of men’s right of passage!!! i keep telling him “no honey, that’s menopause and its fast approaching and you just better count yourself lucky if you survive!”

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago
  4. * Christie says:

    hehhehehe

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago


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