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Tickle Tuesday

It’s baaacckk!  What is Tickle Tuesday?  Well, it’s not Monday; and it’s not Hump day; therefore it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter.

This has been around.  It’s a classic.  Disclaimer – my husband doesn’t need to sign up for ANY of these classes (well, maybe one); but my boys?  I’m signing them up for EVERY.SINGLE.ONE!

Enjoy!

Summer Classes for Men at

 THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, AUGUST 22, 2008
  

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
 

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
   
Class 2
 
The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?
 
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. 
  
Class 3
 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?–Group Practice. 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
   
Class 4
 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
   
Class 5
 
Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning 
at 7:00 PM
   
Class 6
 
Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
   
Class 7
 
Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum 

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
   
Class 8
 
Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
   
Class 9
 
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost–Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined 
  
Class 10
 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
   
Class 11
 
Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
 
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   
Class 12
 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
   
Class 13
 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late. 

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
  
Class 14
 
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. 
  
 Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. 

 

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  1. * SuZan says:

    Let’s see…..I need to sign hubs up for Class 2; 4; 7; and 14 (is a must).

    Class #12, I just gave up on that years ago.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  2. * Kat says:

    Hahahaha – love those!!! So funny, yet so true. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  3. * Ezzshfcn says:

    efYUUj comment5 ,

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 6 months ago


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