Celebrating Women for the Real World



It’s Tickle Tuesday (Woo Hoo)

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be “Tickle Tuesday”.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week a little brighter!  Enjoy!

We should all be so lucky….

NOW THIS IS SWEET!!

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’

I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.

‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’

‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied

‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:

“I outlived the bitches!”

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  1. * Tammy says:

    LOVE HER!!!

    I can’t wait till I’m that old and can say whatever I want whenever I want. I’m so going to swear a blue streak.

    Wait. I already do that.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 5 months ago
  2. * Kate says:

    That is hysterical. She is awesome!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 5 months ago
  3. * Christie says:

    bwahahahahaha!!!!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 5 months ago
  4. * Kat says:

    Bwahahahahahaa, that’s funny!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 5 months ago


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