Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday…..woops…..on Wednesday!

Well, it’s not Monday; and we know that it is Hump-day; but here’s a late Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter.  You guys are welcome to participate.  Did you hear a funny joke or receive a funny email?  Post it!  Feel free to use our header.  Make sure to leave us a comment letting us know that you played!

~~~~Enjoy~~~~

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER  FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. 

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. “THAT WAS MY PAGER,” SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. 

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN  LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED , “THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.” 

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. 

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.  THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID………WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT… I’M GETTING A FAX!! 

AND OTHER STUFF…

Happy Birthday to my baby boy!!!  I can’t believe that G2 is 19 years old today.  Honey you have been a pleasure to raise and as an adult I cherish our talks and discussions.  I know that my opinion is bias, but I feel that you are turning into a wonderful man and I can’t wait to watch you reach your potential!

G2 with that James Dean kinda look

TEXANS vs. DOLPHINS ------------ Gary at work

I love you,

Mom

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  1. * Cheeky says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY G2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  2. * Karen says:

    Happy BIrthday to your fine young man. Mine will be 19 in September!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  3. * Moi says:

    Happy Birthday G2!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  4. * Katie says:

    Happy birthday G2!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  5. * Jill says:

    Happy Bday G2! I am very proud of you too! You are a fine young man.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  6. * Tammy says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, G2!!!!!!!

    May Zeus give you many, many birthday kisses.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  7. * Christie says:

    lmao

    and happy birthday G2!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  8. * Kat says:

    Happy Birthday G2! What a sweet post! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  9. Thanks! I needed to giggle out loud today!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  10. * sheri says:

    Happy Birthday! Wow, 19!!!!! Have a GREAT year!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  11. * Christie says:

    (and new sims blogging bitches is up)
    *runs out of the room super fast*

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  12. * meritt says:

    I know your post was to him… but I just have to say “GREAT JOB MOM!” You obviously did something right to get a guy that turned out so perfect. Happy Birthday kiddo…

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  13. * Sheila says:

    Happy late Birthday!!!

    I love the joke… I so feel like that somedays.. LMAO!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  14. * Kelly says:

    Happy, happy Birthday! And happy birth anniversary Mom!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago
  15. I’m receiving a fax…bwahahahahahaha!

    Happy birthday MOM ’cause let’s be honest…you’re the one who did all that work all those years ago.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 6 months ago


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