Tickle Tuesday…
Well, it’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday. Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter. You guys are welcome to participate. Did you hear a funny joke or receive a funny email? Post it! Feel free to use our header. Make sure to leave us a comment letting us know that you played!
Excerpts from a Zeus’ Diary:
6:00 am – At last! I go pee! My favorite thing!
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A romp outside! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – Snuck a nap on the couch! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Sniffed the cat’s butt! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk bones and chewys! My favorite thing!
6:00 pm – They’re home! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed with the boy! My favorite thing!
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Excerpts from Mercedes’ Diary:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmate and I are fed mush or some sort of dry nuggets.Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but when he is in a hurry trying to leave.
I am convinced that the other prisoner here is a snitch. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously retarded.
Totally relate to this. Sounds like Max and Oreo around here.
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agoLMAO! That is SO Zeus an Mercedes!
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agoAre you sure you didn’t talk to my fur babies??
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agoROTFL… this post is awesome. Totally awesome.
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agolmao
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agoYou forgot, ‘Made off with a full plate of brats! My favorite thing!’
Love your critters! 🙂
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agopeeing my pants laughing.
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agothis is all sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true.
omigod.
Holy shit…that was hilarious…did you write that!??!!? That is freakin’ funny and TRUE!!!!
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agoSo, Mercedes does not comment on the cat crack he is given?
Hon – that is some funny stuff.
I loves me some Zeus.
| Posted 16 years, 3 months agoI LOVE this. Too funny!
| Posted 16 years, 3 months ago