Celebrating Women for the Real World

Tickle Tuesday…and other stuff

It’s not Monday; It’s not Humpday; that means it’s Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter.  If you have something funny to post, feel free to use our header.  Let us know so that we can come visit!

Everyone that has school aged kids should enjoy today’s Tickle Tuesday with a little Teacher humor.  So with inspiration from Ms. Cheeky (she is always singing you know) We give you:


Christmas in an Elementary School
( Sung to the tune of  Winter Wonderland)

Children scream, they’re not listnen’
When they go, we don’t miss em’,
In all of this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin’ in an elementary school.

Christmas comes they’re excited,
Though our nerves they’ve ignited,
They’re off of the walls; they run in the halls,
Workin’ in an elementary school.

In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin’
And we know that they are really wound.
Someone hits, the other says, “I’m tellin’!”
And that is when our heads begin to pound.

Pretty soon we’ll be restin’
Cause our nerves, they’ve been testin’
We’re happy it’s clear,
It just comes once a year
Christmas in an Elementary School !

So now you can have this little tune swimming through your head today.


For the man that has everything

Oh I have found a gift for the man that has everything.  Is your man tired of paying tons of $ on beer at his favorite sporting events? Then this is the product for him.  The Beerbelly is a removable spare tire that also serves a stealth beverage. So now you can not only sport the look that’s legit to the touch (and the frisk), but you can also enjoy a tasty beverage wherever you want, whenever you want!

Makes ya want to go poking some guts to see if you can find one.  Oh and don’t think that they left out the ladies.  For us they have developed the “Winerack“.  So y’all hurry, Christmas is quickly approaching…..Bwahahahahahahah!



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  1. * christie says:


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  2. * Cheeky says:

    OMG the beer belly – but wouldn’t it make the beer all luke warm and stuff (you know body heat)? I can’t like warm beer.

    BWAHAHA on the little ditty! I am sooooo gonna share that with manchild’s teacher – he has a good one this year she will like that!

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  3. * Shell says:

    I had to send that song to my teacher friends…so funny.

    Can we just order the man and forget about the beerbelly? Damn he’s hot. I’ll get one for myself and one for Carrie…

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  4. * Sheri says:

    You find the most interesting gadgets!

    That song – it’s stuck in my head!

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  5. OK…at first I was like, “Oh God, please don’t let that be one of their sons…” as I scrolled down all I saw was the arms and I was going to have to do somw wolf-whistling.

    Thank Bob that’s only a strap-on and he’s not related to y’all.


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  6. * Sheila says:

    I love the beerbelly!!! LMAO.

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  7. * Moi says:

    I have a feeling many teachers will be receiving that email today!

    What if you already have a giant rack? I don’t need D cup “growths” on top of my boobs … it might look suspicious. Maybe I could turn that into earmuffs?

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  8. * Kelly says:

    Dude, I’d take that guy with the beer belly anyday! LMAO!

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  9. * Tammy says:

    That. Is. Genius.

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago

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