Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday…and other stuff

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter.  This one is priceless:

From 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
 
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

 
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! 

So.Very.True!  You see ladies, you have something to look forward to.

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It is always interesting to see the search that people used to find our site.  Here are the latest:

Hair fashion “fug” – I think one of us has fugged ourselves, but on hair?

Dog drinks coffee – I did write something about catching Zeus drinking my coffee but as a search?

Why my big toe always cracks – Huh?

Hair football fug – Say what?

Tammy from the real world – I guess Mrs. Rant N’ Ravin’ is famous even here!

A complaint free world.org – OK, I did link to this one.

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  1. * Katie says:

    I love this one!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  2. * Kate says:

    oh that was awesome! I loved it!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  3. * Kami says:

    Why my big toe cracks? Wha?

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  4. * Sheila says:

    AMEN! Love it!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  5. * Tammy says:

    He said sausage. LOL.

    Yay! I’m famous!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  6. * Cheeky says:

    Little sausage – bwahahahaha!

    I get sick searches that find my blog – but I have the words trapped and girl in my blog title – I guess I sorta asked for it….

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  7. * Carrie says:

    Odd that people are looking for dogs drinking coffee… 😛 Love the little sausage bit!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  8. * Moi says:

    I now have 10 different countries with google searches for sleeping bitches. I am an international haiku sensation. I am just POSITIVE all those goobers were looking for haiku.

    My number 2 search? DallasKs.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago
  9. * Moi says:

    What in the name of all that is holy is hair football fug?

    Bad helmet head? I am at a loss on that one.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago


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