Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter.


 

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

 

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

 

9.  You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

 

8.  You ask for high fiber candy only.

  7.  When someone drops a candy  bar in your bag, you lose your

Balance and fall over.

 

6.  People say: “Great Boris Karloff Mask,”

And you’re not wearing a mask.

 

5.  When the door opens you yell, “Trick      or .”  And can’t remember the rest.

  4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

 

3.  You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

 

2.  You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

 

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…

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1.  You keep having to go home to pee.

 

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN


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  1. * Kami says:

    Who the hell is Boris Karloff?

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  2. * Kami says:

    First, Bitches!

    AND EFF YOU, WORDPRESS!!

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  3. * Tammy says:

    Or, you look at all these kids in costumes and think “Now, who is that supposed to be?”

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  4. * SuZan says:

    #1……I’m there!

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago


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