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Vegas Update

Wow!  We are home.  So.Very.Tired!  As soon as our feet hit the ground in Houston Monday at 10:00 p.m.; reality hit.  I don’t think I’ve sat down yet!  There’s unpacking, laundry, kids, mail, and….work! 

Does anyone have this problem?  When I go anywhere, the camera comes out and I take a gajillion pictures.  By day two, not so much, by day three-camera?  What camera?  Unfortunately, I have no pictures to go with my stories, but the stories are funny in and of themselves. 

Actually, I’ll give you key phrases that correspond with my story, you guys make up your own story.  We’ll see how close your stories match what really happened. 

The phrases are in no particular order:

Drunk Canadians

Too many Corona Lights


Kobe Steak

“Do NOT Sit By Me”


It’s only 8:00!

Coffee Time

So much fug


I think my teeth grew fur while I was sleeping

Good Morning Sunshine!

Dot, Dot, Dot

Dancing Queen

I won’t bite

I think something died in my mouth

Your assignment – be creative!  I can’t wait to read your stories.  Check in tomorrow for………..the rest of the story!


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  1. * Carrie says:

    So, while I was in Vegas, I awoke in the middle of the bar confused and a bit out of it when a waitress approached and asked me, ‘Cocktails?’ – well being the goody-two-shoes I am I replied, “It’s only 8:00! I can’t start downing screaming orgasms until at least 9:00 or I’ll pass out long before midnight!” Granted at the time I had consumed way too many Corona Lights (really, $3100 worth of beer is a LOT of beer!) and was really of the the thought that something died in my mouth and in need of serious coffee time.

    Right then a bunch of drunk Canadians approached me and said, ‘Good Morning Sunshine! We wondered when you would wake up!” shocked that these stangers were talking to me and still a bit out of sorts I screamed ‘Do NOT Sit By Me!!!!” mainly becuase I was of the thought that my teeth grew fur while i was sleeping and these strang people? So much FUG!.

    The one who had addressed me stared blankly at me as if thinking:
    dot, dot, dot

    Then said: “My Dancing Queen, I won’t bite, I just thought you would be ready for that Kobe Steak I promised you…’ Now what was I going to tell my husband??? 🙂

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  2. * Kami says:

    Carrie’s is too good to beat. I think she left out the orgasm, but I KNOW the Kobe beef burger most likely gave you an orgasm, not a drunk Canadian.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  3. * Kami says:

    Unless JKontherun is Canadian, and I am not aware of this.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  4. * Sheri says:

    LOL at Kami! Carrie – your version sounds really good! Pretty close on some parts!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  5. * Kami says:

    Oh, I see the orgasms. GOod job, Carrie. So, is he Canadian?

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  6. * Carrie says:

    Yes, I am either such a dork or so bored at work – I copied the list and crossed off each phrase while I wrote to make sure I didn’t miss anything. 🙂 hahahahhaha

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  7. * Sheri says:

    No – Pure Texan!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  8. * Kelly says:

    Glad you had fun – here are my stories:

    Drunk Canadians Y’all met up with Spikey! 😉

    Too many Corona Lights To choose from at the bar?

    $3100 Won at craps!

    Kobe Steak You caught the pre-season game and Kobe Bryant treated you to a steak dinner because he was in awe of your southern accent! 😉

    “Do NOT Sit By Me”Someone was the albatross that brought bad luck to your table!

    Orgasm No comment!

    It’s only 8:00! And this city never closes – we have tons of time!

    Coffee Time Merrit arrived to share breakfast with you!

    So much fug You walked the strip to get to another casino didn’t you?

    Cocktails? When we have all this Coronoa Lite?

    I think my teeth grew fur while I was sleeping Damn those elves who do that at night!

    Good Morning Sunshine!As you walked out of the casino to get to your hotel!

    Dot, Dot, Dot No Dorothy, no more drinks for you!

    Dancing QueenYou went to Pure and danced with Kevin Federline – he fell in love and asked you to be the nanny to the kids!

    I won’t biteSomeone who has obviously learned their lesson in gambling!

    I think something died in my mouthThat steak dinner wasn’t so great after all!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  9. * Patti_Cake says:

    I am just dull so I will just read the others efforts! Glad you had a good time!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  10. * christie says:

    hooray for orgasms! lol

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago

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