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Tickle Tuesday

It’s not Monday; It’s not Humpday; it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your day a little brighter.  If you have a good joke or something funny – post it on your blog and let us know.  We’ll come visit!

Before I forget – two days!  Two days people!  Two days until I leave for Vegas!  Can I get a Woo Hoo?!?

And now for the funny…….

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination
and drives on without second thought….

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, “What may we do for you my son?”

He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business….”

“Very well my son. Please follow me.” He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, “Please knock on this door.”

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs, “Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.”

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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  1. * Patti_Cake says:

    You definitely get a Whoo Hoo for Vegas from me!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  2. * Tammy says:

    Sinner.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  3. LOL! niiiicce! good one!

    maria

    🙂

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  4. * Kami says:

    BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  5. * Cheeky says:

    Bwahahaha! That was a good one! and WOOT!! for Vegas and yes I am jealous but I will just keep that to myself for a while…..

    And what happens in Vegas ain’t staying in Vegas – its goin on the blog ya hear?

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  6. * Katie says:

    Love it!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  7. * Carrie says:

    Now that’s funny!

    Whoooooooo-Hooooooooo Vegas!!! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  8. * Dixie says:

    Good one!!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  9. * anita says:

    As we girls from the nor’east say…seu’ved the bastid right!!!!!
    wooo hoooo! wish i was going with you!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago


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