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Mindless Shit

Well people, it’s Friday.  Yup!  Can I get an AMEN! 

No SPF.  Kristine is taking a break (you noticed I said BREAK!  Break as in – PLEASE START SPF AGAIN!  IT WAS LIKE MY FRIDAY MORNING COFFEE!!  Really, I would check SPF before I had coffee)!

Because there is no SPF, I will have to fill this spot with more mindless dribble.  Please, contain your excitement.

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Mindless dribble #1 – search terms that brought people to our blog yesterday:

  • michael +ditka son
  • women who enjoy hitting
  • testicles
  • dilana
  • picher of women skinnydipping

OK, I can understand the ditka thing, and dilana, but women who enjoy hitting?  Gah!  We stab people in the neck.  Get it right!  And the testicles thing – maybe.  At some point we must have referred to wanting to cut off something.  I don’t know.  Finally – picher of women skinnydipping?  K.  Look.  That is not a typo.  It said “picher”; not picture!  And aint no one here skinny or dipping.  So please, move along.

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Mindless dribble #2 – Spam

WTF?  I have ton’s of anti-spam wear on my computer at work.  Why oh why do I continue to get about 300 spam messages a day that aren’t caught?  Here are the subject lines of some of the shit that comes through.  See if you can figure out what the email is regarding.  My thoughts are below each entry.

~The green top of the tree seemed black against the sky

This?  This is not about trees.  Oh, my eyes!

~Joooy stik

Can you guess this is NOT about video games!

~Keep all the girls really happy

Nope, not about keeping my lil chitlens quiet and content.  NOT AT ALL!  BTW-um I don’t roll like that, K?  Please don’t send me those emails

~Price for Viagra 100 mg x 90 pills $1.78 per pill

Again, not necessary.  Just sayin.

~ My boyfriend’s d*ck keeps slipping out

I thought this person wanted advice.  Nope.  I was going to tell her that, if she didn’t do the nasty with every tom, dick & harry, she wouldn’t have this problem.  Things stretch.  Helllooooo!

~All the truth about ED

I knew an Ed once.  Nope, not about Ed, but rather E.D. (punctuate people)  Quite surprised at what I saw.  I mean, I didn’t know Ed that well, but now?  Now I feel I know him better than ever!

~My boyfriend’s c*ck is too big for my mouth

Bragging!  Please, I’m married.  The nerve!

~Nothing compares to having a larger p*nis

Really?  I wouldn’t know.  I don’t HAVE one!  People, I’m a girl.  Really!  But at the last blog blowout we were told by someone that she could “strap one on”, whatever THAT means!

~which candy should I eat

Not about M & M’s.  Just sayin!

Lucky for you, that’s all I have this morning.  Go out, have a great weekend.  Enjoy your kids, enjoy your family, enjoy whatever makes you happy! (just don’t send me spam telling me all about it)!

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  1. * Patti_Cake says:

    LMAO at the Spam, ugh it is sickening isn’t it!

    ohh and I think I was FIRST bitches!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago
  2. * Moi says:

    Damn! I wanted to be first.

    The p*enis & v*iagra spam cracks me the hell up. I get approximately 4.7 billion messages about my member every day. My member is attached to my husband. He get NO. Fargin. Email. about this crap. In fact, none of my male friends do. Perhaps they are going for the uber subtle approach, thinking women will slip their men mickeys for their members?

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago
  3. * SuZan says:

    ehem…lets not forget the other day when the searches to our blog were:

    bouncing boob pics – The hell?

    Sheewee pics – OK, I’ll give you that one

    Real women front back slide – I really don’t want to know.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago
  4. * Kami says:

    Real women front back slide? WTF is that?

    Anyway, I wet my pants with your spam.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago
  5. * Katie says:

    I am enjoying my Friday. I am officially “fired” until Monday the 27th.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago
  6. * Christie says:

    women who like hitting huh?

    mmmm k….

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago
  7. * Tammy says:

    I like hitting people.

    Kicking people.

    Cutting people.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago


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