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Tickle Tuesday…and other stuff

It is no longer Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our little attempt to lighten your day and make you smile. 

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Kick back, enjoy and have another sip of coffee…

Skinny Dipping

 An elderly man in Louisiana has owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave! “The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Some old men can still think fast!

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This past weekend G2 started his new job.  He is going to be gathering stats and spotting for the network announcers on game day.  Needless to say he is on “cloud nine”.

G2s new job

He is loving this because he gets to be at the games for free (and free parking), he is in the press box, meeting the people he has watched for years (announcers…ESPN…etc.) and they FEED HIM!  On top of all that….he gets PAID!!!

This is his view at work:

Opening Game

So he gets home all excited. “Mom, I met Mike Ditka and I made him laugh”. He was leaving to come home and waiting for the elevator. Mike Ditka walks up and waits for the elevator with him. He introduces himself and as he was shaking Mr. Ditka’s hand he says “your ring (Super Bowl ring) is a little bigger than mine (HS class ring). He said that Mr. Ditka then told him if he works hard, he may have one, one day too.

Made the boy’s day!

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Now Kami, here is your request. I bring you a little more Dilana (listener discretion advised).

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  1. * Christie says:

    lol about the funny 🙂

    that’s awesome about g2’s job!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  2. * Katie says:

    G2’s job sounds awesome!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  3. * sheri says:

    G2 will remember that FOREVER! My G is very jealous.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  4. * Kami says:

    Cute joke.

    G2 is living the dream of almost every boy and man I know. Lucky little ass. 😉 Hey, I met Tom Landry once. Is he still alive?

    Why can’y I get that song link to open? Am I stupid?

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  5. * Kami says:

    Er, *can’t.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  6. * Carrie says:

    Hahahahaha 🙂

    Wow, G2’s job does sound awesome!!!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  7. OK, Kami, I am not a boy and seriously that kid is living MY dream. Well, you know, in the Burgh, but still. Holy crap. I mean, the people he will meet and speak with and lord, I’m gettin the chill bumps.

    His view. Man. I am one jealous bitch. That’s for sure.

    If he EVER meets a Steeler, just ask him to tell them that his mom knows their biggest fan. That’s all I ask.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  8. * Karen says:

    Way to go, G2! What an awesome opportunity and terrific perks, too!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  9. I’m jealous of his job! And I know the hubs would be. Awesome!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago
  10. * Patti_Cake says:

    Wow that is definitely a cool, cool job!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 1 month ago


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