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Tickle Tuesday…and other stuff

It is no longer Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our little attempt to lighten your day and make you smile. 

Kick back, enjoy and have another sip of coffee…

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, “$165,000”. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. 

The president was surprised and asked, “What kind of bets?”

The elderly woman replied, “Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.”

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. 

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, “Would you like to take my bet?”

“Certainly”, replied the president. “I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.” 

“Done”, the elderly woman answered. “But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 o’ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.” “No problem”, said the president of the Bank confidently. 

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. 

The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square 

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige. 

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. “Of course”, said the president. “Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.” 

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, “Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10
o’clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !”
 

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Yep, I caved, I could not resist ordering the Shewee.  It arrived in the mail today.  Seriously we needed it over the weekend since Sheri has to “pit stop” every 30 minutes.  Now it is just how we are going to decide who is going to try this out.

 🙂

shewee

Shewee

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G2 came home from work yesterday evening telling us about one of his customers. He said it was a man wearing a Michael Vick jersey. G2 then turned to one of the other cashiers and stated (jokingly) “I hope he isn’t buying dog food”. Then when the guy was checking out (in G2’s line) G2 said that he bought 4 large bags of dog food. The boy just couldn’t resist and asked him what kind of dogs he had and the guy told him “pit bulls“. The hell???

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Just wanted to take a moment and again thank Kami, Jon, and Nik for their hospitality. We had a wonderful weekend! Kami, had I recieved the Shewee before the trip it so would have been yours!

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  1. * Kate says:

    First Bitches!

    Now I must go read!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 12 months ago
  2. * Kate says:

    That was hysterical!

    I really want to try out the shewee!

    Damn it I needed that when I drove cross country!

    Only a grandma, Kami, and Sheri and I pee that much!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 12 months ago
  3. * Kami says:

    I still can’t believe you bought that thing. LMAO.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  4. * traci says:

    Hahaha…I wanna try that shewee thing! That would have been a godsend when I was pregnant!!!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  5. * Carrie says:

    You are a nut. I like nuts. No wonder we get along. 😛

    I will just refrain from spewing what I think about the guy buying the food…

    I still can’t believe you bought that. Wait, yes, I can. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  6. * michelle says:

    =D Stand up and take control, huh? That is freakin’ great.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  7. * Arlene says:

    I can not believe you guys bought that thing!!!! 😀

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  8. * Katie says:

    I can not believe you bought that.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  9. * Dixie says:

    Please let me know if that thing works like it says it does.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  10. * Patti_Cake says:

    I love the she-wee! I’ve always aspired to be able to pee standing up. Must.get.one.

    I could say all the negative things i’m thinking about the Vick guy … but I won’t.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 11 months ago


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