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Tickle Tuesday…and other stuff

It is no longer Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our little attempt to lighten your day and make you smile. 

Kick back, enjoy and have another sip of coffee…

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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

“Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this these facilities are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.”
“After months of careful research, MALE
& FEMALE Procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate
steps for your gender.”

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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  FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents
on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will
call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary;
with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate
wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register
and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone .
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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…and the other stuff… 

Guess what? We’ve been nominated for Blog of the Month over at Christie’s site.  As always there is stiff competition, so we pretty much have no shot at winning this. But, if you feel so compelled, vote for us!  I mean, you like a bargin don’t you?  If we win you get a 2-for-1 (hey, it worked for Bill).  You know you like a bargin!

RFS Blog Awards Nominee

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In other news, Sheri, the fabulous Ms. Carrie and myself will be hitting the road on Friday to the land of big hair and shiny shoes.  So what did these two ladies want to do Friday morning?  Can you believe “S L E E P    I N “.  Then it hit me…I am traveling with two women with OCD.  Carrie manages to point out to me that we will be staying with someone who is also OCD. 

Somebody Help Me!

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  1. * Kate says:

    First Bitches

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  2. * Kate says:

    First Bitches!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  3. * Kate says:

    Oh thank bob I was first damn wordpress!

    I love it and it is so frickin true!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  4. * Kami says:

    I know you ditn’t.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  5. * Aimee says:

    Hope yall have a safe trip.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  6. * Shell says:

    I’m sending valium for either yourself or everyone around you.

    Have a great weekend! Hopefully it won’t rain there since the forecast here is 60% chance of rain.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  7. Good Luck!

    You could always have one of them drive while you make sure the wine bottle doesn’t break…

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  8. * Tammy says:

    I will follow the Male Rules. And get pissed off at the female in front of me, mmmkay?

    Can’t wait to see you chickas. I will be there, Suzan. So, don’t worry about those OCD types. I so am not one of them.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  9. OK, could that ATM thing be any truer? I hate those drive up ATMs with a vengeance.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  10. * Christie says:

    lmao- I do most of that just trying to get in the gate of my apt complex!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  11. * sheri says:

    Sleep in? Yeah, right! I just wanted enough to get my nails did before we head to the land of big hair and shiny shoes. Just kidding.

    You know me, if you want to leave by 10, tell me we’re leaving at 9:00!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  12. * Carrie says:

    See, I’m the truly lazy one – since it’s just the girls, screw the nails looking good – I’m sleeping in. 🙂 heehee

    Suz, you’ll be just fine – if we get on your nerves just count to three then back down then back up to four then back down, then repeat the process so you’ve counted to three three times and four four times then check the locks and make sure everyone has their seatbelt on at least twice and you’ll be fine…or, I could just give you a xanax to knock you out on the way up there…. 🙂 heehehheee

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  13. * Katie says:

    Sounds like fun!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago


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