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Tickle Tuesday…and other stuff

Yes friends, it’s that time again.  It’s not Monday; and it’s not Hump Day, it’s Tickle Tuesday.  Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make you smile.  We think it would be fun if others played as well.  Laughter is good medicine. 

 THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY 

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.  

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
 
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. “A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.” The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” “Trust me,” said the doctor.
 
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

“1”

“2”

“3”
 
“4”
 
“5”

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.


This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Michigan, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC. 

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The other stuff:

PROGRESS

Healing nicely

 

BAD DOG!

Bad Dog

See…Zeus isn’t the angel everyone thinks he is!

*sigh*

That is all…

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  1. * Kami says:

    FIRST, BITCHES!!!!

    Now I go read.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago
  2. * Kami says:

    OMG! The joke is TOOOOOO good.

    Now SuZan. That is your fault – or Big G’s – for leaving that bag out there. That is not Zeus’ fault.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago
  3. * Katie says:

    Your thumb is looking so much better.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago
  4. * sheri says:

    Zeus! Bad dog.

    Your thumb looks great! It looks like it was nothing more than a scratch! Wow! Look at those nails!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago
  5. * Tammy says:

    So. Very. Funny.

    Yeah. What Kami said. It is NOT Zeus’s fault. He’s such a good boy.

    He was trying to help spread it.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago
  6. * Arlene says:

    That joke killed me!!!!!!
    Poor Zeus, trying to help and all he gets is grief 😉
    Your thumb looks great!!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago
  7. * Shell says:

    It sure is healing nicely. You’re putting that Mederma or coco butter on it, right? That’s suppose to help the scar kinda disappear.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago
  8. * Carrie says:

    bwahahahahaa….

    Oh Zeus, he is just doing his part to keep you on your toes! 🙂 I don’t care what you say, he IS an Angel. Careful though, Kami is coming – she might sneak off with him! 🙂

    YAY that the frankenfinger is no more!!!! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 3 months ago


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