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Tickle Tuesday

It’s not Monday; and it’s not Hump Day; so it must be “Tickle Tuesday”. Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make you smile. If you want to join in, let us know. We’ll come by and visit.

Subject: BABIES FIRST EXAMINATION!!!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

“Breast-fed,”she replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist” the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”

The moral of the story-sometimes it’s good to be the Grandma!

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  1. * Shell says:

    Bwahahahahhaa…

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 5 months ago
  2. * Carrie says:

    hahahahaha…

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 5 months ago
  3. * Kami says:

    OMG.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 5 months ago
  4. * Arlene says:

    Hilarious!! Pays to be the grandma sometimes 😉

    I played too 🙂

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 5 months ago


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