Celebrating Women for the Real World

The Things We Do

Have you ever encountered someone that you knew didn’t like you? Even more, you knew they didn’t like you but were so nice to your face? Then you hear the things they say behind your back. People suck. Sometimes the flesh takes over and my evil twin comes out. I say this because, instead of being upset about what this person says, I fully attend to use her game against her. How mean is that? Yes, the world is run by three year olds!

In other news, the family and baby went home yesterday. It’s going to take some time to get things back in order. My youngest son gave up his room and slept on the sofa while they were here. He said that as soon as his head hit the pillow last night, he was out! I checked on him before I went to bed. When I woke him up this morning, I swear he was in the same position!

My 18 year old son got a full dose of baby as his room is right beside the room they were sleeping in. Every time baby woke up, M woke up. He asked me yesterday if all babies cry like that. What do you think my answer was? YES! Then I told them they cry more! Don’t want any baby thoughts in his or girlfriend’s head!

I got the mouth guard as suggested by the dentist. Football Widow mentioned that hers stays in the cute little case in her bathroom. Now I know why. Can I get a yuck? Plus, it’s very hard to, um, get jiggy with it if the moment….arises?! Not sure how long I’ll use it. If it’s anything like my resolve to floss my teeth nightly, it won’t be long. I suck.

Enough boring dribble for today. Do check back tomorrow as I’m sure something exciting is bound to happen in our lives. Yeah, maybe not, but who knows, there’s a lot more dribble where this came from!

Have a great day!


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  1. * Southern Fried Girl says:

    First bitches.

    Girl, I hate back stabbing ho bags. Pisses me right off.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  2. * Kami says:

    Oooooh, I’ll kick as ass if I need to.

    Glad you scared the boy about babies. Good job!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  3. * Christie says:

    It fucking sucks. I fucking hate it.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  4. * ktlee says:

    I have always thought that having teenagers take care of an infant / baby for an extended period is the best birth control ever.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  5. * Carrie says:

    Yes, babies are the best form of birth control. Who said what? Whatcha gonna do?

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  6. * Shell says:

    Whatever you do to this other person you have to make a video of it. We need images. 🙂

    And I’m free this weekend if you need some help…I’ve been bored lately. I’ll hold the camera.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  7. * Arlene says:

    As I was reading this, I realized I haven’t worn my retainer in a coupla days. So, I just pulled it out of it’s little container and put it in…yuck!
    Good job scaring the boy away from babies! Not only do they cry, they poop and pee!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  8. * aka_Meritt says:

    Sooo glad the baby was next door to the 18 year old. YES! Crying babies equal great birth control. LOL.

    As for the person that you know hates you but is nice to your face? HELLO??? THAT IS THE REASON I AM QUITTING MY JOB!


    2 1/2 years ago I met the ONE PERSON that for whatever reason didnt’ like me upon meeting. Who knew that 2 years later they would become my boss by default? Blech.

    Resignation in because frankly, my health and mental state was more important than putting up with someone so caustic as that.

    Good Luck!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago

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