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Not much is going on with us; as a matter of fact we were just saying how boring everything is right now. Our lives are totally consumed with football with our boys in the playoffs. So we cannot make any planned activities which this time of the year is pretty hard.

So our blogroll has been neglected but we are really not anti-social. I would hope our lives are not this one dimensional (ha…but I guess right now we are). You know your a football mom when you receive invitations to holiday events and you have to say…”Let me get back with you next week because if the boys win then we will be at a football game”.

I will leave you with a wonderful holiday recipe to add to your festivities. Sheri and I haven’t decided who is going to try this first.

Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it…..several times to check the quality). Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup…just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with adrewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.



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  1. * Teena says:

    Are you coming to my place to make it?! Ha!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 3 months ago
  2. * Southern Fried Girl says:

    I love that.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 3 months ago
  3. * TBG says:

    I want some of that…damn!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 3 months ago

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