Celebrating Women for the Real World

Tickle Tuesday….and other stuff!

1. Sag, you’re It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3 . 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6 Musical recliners.
7. Si mon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
3. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
4 . An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts to ponder:
Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctr Alt Delete’ and start all over?

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember !

A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

Advice for a teenager?

Need some advice here. My 16 year old daughter is not sure how to breakup with boyfriend. They are both 16 and they met almost exactly one year ago. Yes, I told her they were getting too serious too soon. Yes, I told her she is 16 and she should have “friends”, not serious boyfriends. But, what do I know? I’m a MOM for Bob’s sake. Anyway, there is someone else that is catching her interest. She has decided that I may not be that stupid after all. She is having a hard time getting rid of said boyfriend. She’s done the “let’s take a break” thing. Didn’t work. She’s done the “I never want to see you” thing. Didn’t work.

Any great ideas as to give the guy the “heave ho”?



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  1. * san says:

    What does that mean, the “I never want to see you again” didn’t work? I mean, you can’t be clearer than that, can you?
    What happened afterwards?

    I think she should seriously talk with him and tell him how she feels and that she fell in love with someone else.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  2. * Carrie says:

    First of all, those were hillarious.

    That’s a tough one when the boyfriend doesn’t want to let go. She needs to sit him down and tell him that as much as she cares about him, she has changed, and they have grown apart and she wants to see other people. Do the whole, ‘I’m sorry and I never meant to hurt you, it’s not you it’s me’ (they’re young, they have to hear that sometime :P), but drive home the fact that while she would like to stay friends, the relationship is over and she doesn’t want to talk to him for awhile until they’ve both had time to heal.

    It doesn’t matter if he says, ‘no, I won’t accept it.’ because even if he wants it to still be there it isn’t. Expect numerous calls (that should not be answered), perhaps the random dropping by in the wee hours of the night to serenade or beg for her back.

    Teenage breakups suck. 😛

    She needs to just keep telling him, ‘look, I’m sorry, but it’s over’ – sooner or later he’ll catch on. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  3. * Karen says:

    She could do what my son’s girlfriend did last year when she dumped him – tell him she just wants to be friends now. Tell him she doesn’t think of him in “that way” anymore. Then go out with his best friend.
    Yeah, that’ll do it.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  4. * The Kept Woman says:

    Man, nothing worse than the teenage breakup.

    Hmmmmmm…not that I know this from experience or anything but definitely make sure ties are severed before she goes after New Boy. Just saying…things get really messy then…again, NOT from personal experience…

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  5. * Kelly says:

    Post it note? Text Message? Obviously telling him exactly how she feels isn’t working!

    Hmmm… Mom, I’d be worried, especially since your daughter was pretty straighforward by saying “I don’t want to see you!” Could he maybe be a potential stalker? Perhaps talking to his parents may be in order before things get out of hand… you never know with teen hormones and such, especially when the truth didn’t work!

    Just a thought…

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  6. * Shell says:

    Usually when I stop talking to a guy they get the message. Don’t answer the phone, don’t text, don’t say anything.

    Or she could do what I did once just to totally get rid of a guy…I became the immensely jealous girlfriend and made him miserable. Accused him of cheating if he had to stay after school for detention, accused him of looking at any girl that happened to walk by, accused accused accused. Eventually he got tired of it and I had some peace.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  7. * Kami says:

    Oh, that’s a toughie. I don’t know how it works these days. Poor girl…

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  8. * aka_Meritt says:

    I’m going to have to watch and listen on this one. BabyGirl and the Boyfriend have been dating almost 1 1/2 years now.

    Let us know how it goes!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago

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