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I Don’t Recomend Starting Your Friday Like This

I’ll start by saying there’s been a little bit of, um, “family drama” going on. I can’t share but just so you can get an idea, the media is involved. Thank Bob it’s not immediate family, but it’s family none-the-less.

Obviously I didn’t sleep very well. When the alarm went off, I didn’t wake up. Instead I woke up to my husband saying “what, what, what?” Apparently I was yelling and saying stuff to the alarm!

I stumble out of bed to the bathroom. I turn the shower on to get warm while I take care of “other” essential things. Half asleep thinking in the back of my mind how good a long, hot shower will feel, I stumble into the tub. Dumby me-I don’t lift my back leg high enough and nail my tow on the side causing me to put all of my weight on my front foot that’s already in the tub. The WET tub. Yeah, slip, boom, head, wall-not going to finish this thought.

I did survive and thank goodness I have a great husband who totally understands the essential nature of that first cup of coffee. He got out of bed, went down stairs and poured my coffee so that it would be waiting for me! Ahhh-things are looking up.

Or…..at least I thought! Stay tuned for part II.

Part II-

Me: “Daughter-what would you like for breakfast?”

J: “Cereal”

Me: “OK. Oh shit, I mean crap!”

J & Husband: “What?”

Me: “There are ants in the cereal-AGAIN! I JUST OPENED THIS BOX! I EVEN HAD A CLIP ON THE BAG!” (I was not happy-hence the all caps)

Husband: “Call the exterminator.”

Me: “We don’t need an exterminator. I’ll just get some of those little ant trap thingies.”

Husband: “No, we need an exterminator.”

Me: “Why?”

Husband: “We have a bigger problem.”

He then proceeds to pull out the bag of dog treats and shows me the hole eaten through the top. Oh, and the rat droppings under the sink.

Can you say VOMIT! I can’t like rats. At that point I felt so dirty! I don’t think I would have felt clean even after standing under a constant stream of acid! I’d like to add-we live in a neighborhood with a lot of trees. We’ve had a lot of rain. According to hubs, the rats get inside to stay dry. Whatever! It still grossed me out!

Guess what I’ll be doing tomorrow!

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  1. * Teena says:

    Any chance your day is going to get better? I hope so!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  2. * Shell says:

    Damn girl…that just sucks.

    I would be moving if I found out I have rats. Just the thought of them in my house would make me freak out. I’m a weenie like that.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  3. * Kami says:

    Poooor you. We had rats in our Austin home. YUCK. GAG ME. Get that house all sealed up. Worth every dollar.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  4. * Southern Fried Girl says:

    Oh that blows. I’d have shit myself.

    At least the weekend is here!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  5. * Sheri & SuZan says:

    I’ll send Mercedes over…she is a great mouser!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  6. * Candy says:

    Oh girl… there is one thing is this world I cannot stand… that’s a snake… *laugh*… rats are a VERY close second… *shiver*

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  7. * TBG says:

    YUCK that totally sucks!

    Your husband rocks getting your coffee ready for you!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  8. * aka_Meritt says:

    AAAHHHHH.

    I’m sorry. Ants and rats as well as stubbed toes and bathroom falls!?

    You need TWO cups of coffee. LOL.

    Oh how I WISH I knew what the drama was. I’m nosey like that. 😉

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  9. * Christie says:

    i hate both parts one and 2 and they’ve both happened to me… UGH

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  10. * Carrie says:

    Damn girl, I think all that earned you the right to take Friday off. 😛 Sorry things went so bad. Ick on the ants and the rats.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago


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