Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday!

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH…………
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING “WOO-HOO!” IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY’S BECAUSE “OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!”
7. WE’VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE’VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID’S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT’S THEIR FAULT THAT WE’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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Just an update:
Our boys are kicking butt in football. They are enjoying a 4-0 season so far. These next few weeks they will be playing other Cypress teams so it should be interesting.

Go Bobcats!

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  1. * Shell says:

    I think we did at least three of those listed on Saturday night.

    Go Kittycats! Oh I mean Bobcats!
    🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  2. * Carrie says:

    Yay Bobcats!!!!!

    I am so guilty of number 6. So guilty. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  3. * Football Widow says:

    That’s awesome! The hub’s team lost their first game last week. It sucked.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  4. * Christie says:

    lmao

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  5. * The Kept Woman says:

    OMG. That list could have been written off of my “morning afters” in college.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  6. * Tammy says:

    Is it sad that I’ve done ALL of those?

    Go Bobcats!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  7. * Pick 3 Turbo Player says:

    Nice blog!

    If you get a chance, check out my site: Pick 3 Turbo Player

    Thanks

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago


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