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Tickle Tuesday


They say laughing causes less wrinkles than frowning, so without further adieu, we bring to you “Tickle Tuesday”. Enjoy!

Three Men

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,”God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, “God, please give me Strength and the tools to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, “God, Please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river.”

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred-Yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH.

And just in case that didn’t make you laugh, take a look at this:

and this

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  1. * Karen says:

    Loved the joke. My husband, the engineer, who refuses to use common sense is now guided in his car by a GPS unit. It’s a good thing.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  2. * The Kept Woman says:

    Funny stuff!!!

    The first cartoon is exactly why I refuse to be afraid of eating bad things. If I skip out on them now to be all healthy I probably won’t even remember to enjoy them when I get all old and stuff.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  3. * Shell says:

    They don’t call them preservatives for nothing!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago


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