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Tickle Tuesday

Because it’s not Monday, and it’s certainly not Hump Day, it must be “Tickle Tuesday”. This is our attempt to lighten the load and add a little laughter into our lives.

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and Sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”

In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”

The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Turner Brown?!… Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘Turn around’!”

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  1. * Shell says:

    Hahahhhaa…bad…so bad.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago
  2. * A taste that's bitter says:

    that’s too funny.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago
  3. * Kami says:

    BWHHAHAHAHAAA!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago
  4. * Mama C says:

    OMG! Laughing my fat ass off.

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago
  5. * Tammy says:

    20 inch private? Anything more than a handful . . . 🙂

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago
  6. * TBG says:

    I love tickle tuesday, love it!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago
  7. * Carrie says:

    OMG that is freaking hillarious

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago
  8. * Rants from a Bee says:

    OMG! Do you know how hard it is to not laugh out loud right now??? This was priceless!

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 10 months ago


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