Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday…..and other stuff.

Have a a good laugh with this one – laughter is something we all need.

When I’m an old lady, I’ll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness…just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they’ll be so excited!
(When I’m an old lady and live with my kids)
I’ll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I’ll bounce on the furniture…wearing my shoes.
I’ll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I’ll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they’ll shout!
(When I’m an old lady and live with my kids)
When they’re on the phone and just out of reach,
I’ll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they’ll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
(When I’m an old lady and live with my kids)
When they cook dinner and call me! to eat,
I’ll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I’ll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry…I’ll run…if I’m able!
(When I’m an old lady and live with my kids)
I’ll sit close to the TV, through the channels I’ll click,
I’ll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I’ll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud ’til the end of the day!
(When I’m an old lady and live with my kids)
And later in bed, I’ll lay back and sigh,
I’ll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, “She’s so sweet when she’s sleeping!”

See, you laughed, you smiled…I know you did

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The Other Stuff:
It is back to work tomorrow and I’m not ready. I have been saying that I wanted to get the courtyard finished before I go back but I don’t think that is going to happen. Yesterday was hot as hell and what idiotic thing do you think I was doing? Painting the damn courtyard…you read right…outside in the f-ing heat from 9 – 3 painting (just commit me now will ya?). I mean really that had to be worth at least 2-4 pounds don’t you think?
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Today I shall attempt to dig up the beds, replace with good soil and maybe get something planted. I was hoping to post pictures tomorrow of a new and completed courtyard but at least I’ll finish it up over the weekend.
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Sheri is going nuts getting settled into the new house. She’ll get there, but like me she wants it all done yesterday. If she doesn’t post it soon, I’ll be marching over there and take pictures of the pool…it is awsome!
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That is all for now, I have to go dig in some dirt.
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  1. * Candy says:

    Yeah, dirt, house… you lost me at “I’ll take off my socks and throw one away”… I can’t stop laughing… I just can’t…

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  2. * Holly says:

    loved the poem.

    just need to add a line about collecting pets in there somewhere.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  3. * Sheri & SuZan says:

    Oooo, I can’t wait to get old and torture, um, live with my kids! Payback!! Yes, I’m getting settled. I promise I’ll take some pics. I’ve found the camera-not the charger which I need to download the pics. I took off today, the last day of summer, to get some stuff done. I’m totally enjoying the quiet morning (all kids taking advantage of sleeping in for the last time).

    Off to do shopping (we have no food)!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  4. * Karen says:

    I smiled, I laughed. Thanks for that! My brain is fried. Get out of that sun, you silly woman. It’s a killer, I tell ya.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  5. * Carrie says:

    That was cute. šŸ™‚

    Woman, are you insane? It is waaaaaay too hot to be outside! šŸ™‚

    Ooooo… new pool = pool party and drinks, right? šŸ˜‰ hee-hee

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  6. * Shell says:

    I think it’s more like 4-6 pounds. You sweated at least 4 pounds and then the 2 for the work. Wow…I can’t believe you are out there doing that. But then again if you waited for it to cool off that might be December!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  7. * Nicole says:

    That is so my life right now that I dont’ know whether to laugh or cry šŸ™‚ heehee! I cannot believe you were out in this heat yesterday! You should wait for cooler weather…it will be here in January!!! šŸ™‚

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  8. * Nancy says:

    hey SuZ, don’t forget to let me know when you’d like some of the plants I’ve got…

    I’ve a few mexican heather (nice sized plants) and more aloe. Speaking of aloe, I hope you were wearing sunscreen?

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  9. * Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle says:

    Hey!

    How yall are?

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  10. * TBG says:

    I definitly laughed and no my mother will not be living with me. I know the stuff I did to her and dont want it back!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago


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