Celebrating Women for the Real World

Waste of Space Monday!

I don’t have anyone in particular today for Tammy’s Waste of Space Monday; however, I did run accross this email with some interesting word alternatives to the term “stupid people”. So Tammy, in your honor, I give you a guide for anyone looking for a new way to descripe their boss, spouse, neighbor, checkout clerk, government official, etc….. :

38 Kinder, Gentler Terms for Stupid People

The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher – brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by that of garden too! ls.
As smart as bait.
Chimney’s clogged.
Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky’s kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Strong, like Bear … Smart, like Tractor.


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  1. * Christie says:


    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  2. * The Kept Woman says:

    “Strong, like Bear … Smart, like Tractor”

    My favorite…I think I’d better print this list and shrink it to credit card size to keep in my purse for future reference.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  3. * Cat says:

    This was Great!

    Thanks for the Delurking comments.
    take care!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  4. * Karen says:

    I think my favorite is “slinky’s kinked”! Good stuff for Monday. And the first day back to school here.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  5. * Tammy says:

    I love it. My favorite is “All foam, no beer.”

    Totally going to use that one!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  6. * Carrie says:

    Those are hillarious! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  7. * Nicole says:

    Umm hmm I know a couple of people who are all foam and no beer 😉 heehee!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  8. * Shell says:

    My Grandma says dumber than a box of hair. She’s got a load of the old Southern sayings.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  9. * Candy says:

    The cheese slid off his cracker. — LOL…. I’m totally using that one this week. I WILL find a way to work that in somewhere!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  10. * Kami says:

    Love. Them. All.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  11. * Nancy says:

    How ’bout,

    Ain’t the brightest bulb on the chandelier.


    He’s only got three brain cells, and two of’m ain’t talkin’ to each other.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  12. * Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle says:

    I already knew about a third to a half of these, but the rest were PURE SOLID GOLD!

    I’m crying and with the amount of stupid people I deal with will be sure to use them soon.

    Thanks a MILLION!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago

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