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Tickle Tuesday!


…ah, those old camping pranks…
its all fun ’till someone loses an eye.

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For us chocolate freaks:
Chocolate is a Vegetable:
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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.
Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
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To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
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The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.
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If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don’t they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger.
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Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
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A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn’t that handy?
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If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can’t let that happen, can you?
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REMEMBER: “Stressed” spelled backward is “desserts”
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Comments

  1. * Christie says:

    hehehehe

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  2. * Karen says:

    As an enthusiastic chocolate freak, I enjoyed the logic!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  3. * Cat says:

    Not wonder I have gained so much weight!
    Stress and desserts! GAH!

    take care!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  4. * Carrie says:

    I can’t watch the video! Stupid new web filters… will have to watch it at home. 🙂

    Wonder what trainer Randy will say when I tell him I’m going to start eating chocolate instead of brocoli… 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  5. * Sheri & SuZan says:

    and that is EXACTLY why I ran in and got a chocolate bar while putting gas in my car! I knew there was a logical reason.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  6. * speckledpup says:

    amen sistah, amen.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  7. * Random and Odd says:

    this whole post made my day!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  8. * TBG says:

    MMM I love choclate…especially expensive dark choclate..ok any choclate really!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  9. * Shell says:

    I swear to God they put something in chocolate that calms me down.

    Love the video. That was hilarious.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  10. * Lucky Lum says:

    Now that’s what I’m talkin about!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  11. * Tammy says:

    A girl after my own heart.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  12. * Football Widow says:

    That video is so funny and disgusting. Love it!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago


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