Celebrating Women for the Real World

Tickle Tuesday…..and other stuff.

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled: You Can Be the Man of Your House.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that’s done, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied, “The f…in’ funeral director would be my guess.”

And the other stuff:
We went to visit family at the lake this weekend. It was great seeing everyone and enjoying their company. This has always been a speacial place for me. You just can’t beat the beauty of nature. G2 took these pictures:


On the way to the lake, Big-G decided to battle a stump that was in the middle of the road. Needless to say, the stump won.



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  1. * TBG says:

    Her response was priceless…becuase yep that would be where the man of my house would end up if he ever talked that way to me!

    Ha too funny!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  2. * Karen says:

    Like the joke. Funeral Director indeed! Pretty shots at the lake, too.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  3. * Shell says:

    Damn…that tire definetly did NOT win that battle. Hopefully it didn’t ruin the rim…those can be expensive.

    Now I REALLY want a vacation.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  4. * Nicole says:

    Hello ladies-

    That is absolutely freaking hilarious!!!! LOL!!

    I also love the pics of the lake. Can I come? 🙂 I promise I am a much better stump battler 🙂

    Happy Tuesday!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  5. * MommyOutOfControl says:

    Love the pictures…so peaceful. Dang that tire had no chance of winning that battle!

    Gotta stop laughing now…joke is priceless. Yep, my hubby would know better than to pull that crap, cuz if he didn’t end up at the funeral home, I would toss him off our 3rd floor balcony!


    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  6. * Carrie says:

    That joke is priceless! G2 has quite a good eye! Those pictures are beautiful! Holy crap on that tire! I want to see a picture of the stump!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  7. * Tammy says:

    Lol. Love it!

    Those pictures are awesome.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  8. * Mama C says:

    Thanks for the laugh and the beautiful scenery. It looks so relaxing.

    Sh#@! about the tire.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago

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