Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday!

I found it…………….at LAST

And you thought there was no such place, huh????

How many times have we been “up there without one!”

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And just for fun:

Women

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days”.

Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I thinkI’ll just wait for the police….”

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil witches. Don’t mess with us.

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  1. * Christie says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  2. * Vanda says:

    LOL! May I steal this picture and put it on my blog?

    My hubby thought I’d lost my mind when I started laughing out loud.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  3. * Lazy Lightning says:

    ROTFL. That’s great!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  4. * Kami says:

    That is too damn funny.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  5. * Teena says:

    Ha! Luv the pic of the paddle store!

    Luved the joke 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  6. * speckledpup says:

    Women are clever, evil witches. Don’t mess with us.

    yes, ma’am….

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  7. * Carrie says:

    Now that is some funny stuff!!! That joke had me laughing out loud! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  8. * Shell says:

    Love the pic.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago


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