Celebrating Women for the Real World

Monday Madness

I hope everyone had a fun and relaxing weekend. It seems Monday rolls around faster over the summer. Where does the time go!?!

Over the weekend I went to the gym and heard a few “phrases” that just seemed funny to me. As I’ve said in the past, I have a weird sense of humor and think about strange things at strange times. Here is a list of 5 phrases heard at the gym that would definitely sound dirty if you weren’t there to see what was being talked about:

  1. Squeeze it, squeeze it! (Referring to squeezing your butt while doing squats)
  2. She’s playing with herself in there (a women was playing racquetball by herself)
  3. Let’s go get hot & steamy (referring to hitting the sauna)
  4. Faster, faster (referring to riding the bike)
  5. Let’s hit the balls to help the girls (SuZan’s quote regarding the weight balls)

Please feel free to add any other appropriate phrases in our comments section.

Have a great Monday!


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  1. * Mama C says:

    Yeah! You have a sick mind.

    #5 is crackin’ me up.

    | Reply Posted 12 years ago
  2. * Carrie says:

    Those are great! #2 is a riot! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 12 years ago
  3. * The Kept Woman says:

    Did you snicker and turn red when you heard these phrases uttered? Just me?

    I’m so mature.

    | Reply Posted 12 years ago
  4. * Kami says:

    I don’t know any, because I don’t ever see the inside of a gym.

    | Reply Posted 12 years ago

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