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What Was Picture #2 of SPF (see below)?

Well, after a horribly disasterous weigh in this morning coupled with seeing the moving “Click” which turned out to be a tear jerker, followed by a few (3) glasses of wine, no food and PMS breathing down my neck, I’ve decided to show you exactly what Picture #2 was. As I said before, I wish I could take the credit for this picture, but it was my sister who was behind the lense. I hate to admit it, but she took some damn good pics.

But first, I have to share a thought that only a person who has a couple glasses of wine would think and ponder about. The other day I was in Jason’s Deli at lunch and in walked a distinguished looking gentleman in scrubs. I do work near quite a few doctor’s offices, so I really didn’t give it a second thought and assumed him to be a doctor. Then, much to my dismay, I was at Sam’s and saw a section of “scrubs” for anyone to buy. I now have this horrible immage of some child molestor buying “scrubs” at Sam’s and posing as a doctor just to get his way with a young child or teenager. Yes, I really do think about stupid stuff when drinking. This just proves it. Someone, please, let me know that I’m not the only one who thought this.

OK, the picture. It was a picture of a sting ray that was coming up for air, or food, or just to terrorize me. Don’t believe me? Here’s the pics.

Me holding some kind of slimy fish thing, with eiyes. What’s that you say? That’s why this sting ray was so friendly? Oh, that makes sense now. But damn, my hair looks good.

Here he comes looking for food.

So my caption for this picture which is the one I posted for SPF food would be “OK bitch, give it up already. I played nice and posed for a picture, now feed me, damn it!”

“Thank you. Thank you very much.”

“Bye, Bye!”

And that, my friends, are your squid tails for the night. Please drive carefully and be sure to tip your waitress on the way out.

PS. Just for fun, I didnt’ use spell check. After all, what’s the point of a drunken posit if you use spell check!

BTW-We have a freakin contract on oour house! I’m going back to look at the house with the ppool that we’re interested in. If anyone wants to come help a bitch move around the end of July, drop me a line. When we are all moved we’ll have one heck of a party by the pool, with the rock waterfull and the screened in sun room! Shit, I hope we get that house.

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  1. * aka_Meritt - www.coffeetalking.blogspot.com says:

    Can I just be sad instead of happy for you? LOL. J/K but the ‘house with the pool’ is a HUGE issue in this house and I’ve been ‘mentioning’ it a lot lately. You see, we DID HAVE ONE and then Coffeehusband got transferred, so we promised the kids we’d put one in the new house. Of course never did. Got transferred again and Dh SWORE to the kids we would put one in THAT new house. He never did. Then we moved here and it’s a house we do not like, nor does it have a pool, and with some special circumstances, we can’t put one in here. So?

    ARGH! BabyGirl is now almost 16, going to be gone off to college soon and he’s been promising her for 8 years to get our pool back!!!!!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  2. * Kami says:

    Good luck with the house!

    Dude. Why did that thing want you? I think it’s BECAUSE of your great hair.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  3. * Football Widow says:

    Since I just moved I’m going to pass on the helping thing. But I’ll come for the pool party!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  4. * . says:

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    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  5. * The Kept Woman says:

    Ah-ha!!! Cute picture idea!

    I love those guys…

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  6. * C says:

    Yes, Wally world sells scrubs too and that’s the first thing I thought of!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago


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