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Tickle Tuesday!

My Colonoscopy
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood , “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss..

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge
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Comments

  1. * Candy says:

    Oh, this is true on SO many levels… 😉

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  2. * Kami says:

    Too damn funny.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  3. * Teena says:

    Very true! I’ve had some bosses who if I saw them on the street today I may run them over!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  4. * Odd Mix says:

    Hmmmm. I noticed that everyone else put the asshole in charge because they were all full of shit.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  5. * TBG says:

    That was really good! I love it!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  6. * The Kept Woman says:

    Fuhnnny and ever-so-true!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  7. * Mama C says:

    OMG! Can I send this to my boss?

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago


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