Celebrating Women for the Real World



Maude & Claude

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida.

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other’s company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.

They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town …Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they’d shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.

Claude was thinking: “If I’d known she was a virgin, I’d have been gentler.

Maude was thinking: “If I’d known he could still do it, I’d have taken off my pantyhose.

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  1. * Christie says:

    lmao

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  2. * Karen says:

    OMG! Almost had to clean coffee off the monitor.
    Good one.

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  3. * Tammy says:

    Wait. Next time you post funny stuff like that. Make sure I don’t have coffee in my mouth. Hot coffee coming out of the nose is no good. đŸ™‚

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  4. * -xtessa- says:

    bwahahahahaha!!! totally made my day!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  5. * Teena says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  6. * Di says:

    lmao! hehehe

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago


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