Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday

Since it ain’t Friday yet, and it ain’t Hump Day; it must be Tickle Tuesday!

Conversation in heaven… Two women meet in heaven

1st woman:Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there some- where that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer——-we’d both still be alive!

And finally…….How to tell the sex of a bird

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  1. * Christie says:

    lmao!1

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  2. * The Kept Woman says:

    The bird thing took me a minute, but the one with it’s mouth open is a guy bragging about his car to an obviously uninterested female, right?

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  3. * Mama C says:

    Cracking up on that joke. I really needed that laugh today.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  4. * Sheri & SuZan says:

    TKW-Brilliant. That’s my take on the picture!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  5. * Sheri & SuZan says:

    TKW-Brilliant. That’s my take on the picture!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  6. * Carrie says:

    Oh that joke is hillarious! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago
  7. * TBG says:

    Oh my god that was hysterical! I might be borrowing that one!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 6 months ago


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