Celebrating Women for the Real World



Tickle Tuesday….

THERE IS SOMETHING HERE FOR EVERYBODY!!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! .

(Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm……)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts and pass this on to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). In other words, pass it on to everyone!

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  1. * Suz says:

    ROFL … Now I know why my youngest is so thin, he banged his head too much against the walls when he was a toddler.

    I want to be a pig too in my next life 🙂

    Hugs Suz

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  2. * Susanne says:

    That is great!! And it did make me smile 🙂

    Im with ya on the pig…

    Have a great Tuesday!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  3. * Karen says:

    I’m with ya on the pig thing. And a smile was definately needed here today! Thanks.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  4. * Spikey1 says:

    Thanks for the smile.. oink oink!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  5. * The Kept Woman says:

    Ummmm, seahore males are tasked with raising the young.

    I want to be a chick seahorse…

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  6. * Carrie says:

    Cracking up about the pig commentary. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  7. * tacomania says:

    What a waste of time…dont you have anything better to talk about you pathetic skanks. What a bunch of losers you are. Oh yeah….you have hideous children and your homes are ugly..and most likely smell….bitches!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  8. * Partners in crime says:

    I agree taco

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  9. * Carrie says:

    Well, obviously you don’t have anything worth talking about taco that anyone would care to read or you wouldn’t be hiding behind a blogger ID that doesn’t link to anywhere.

    Not to mention your name calling is completely unfounded as anyone with half a brain who reads this site knows these ladies are anything but worthless skanks, can see that their children are beautiful and that there houses are in fact, not ugly. Perhaps you’re just jealous.

    Back off ladies, if you don’t like my girls, then you don’t have to read them, there are plenty of other sites in the blogerverse where you might fit in better.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  10. * Kami says:

    Taco and Big-uh-lover, back up. Taco, you don’t even have a blog, and big-uh-lover, don’t go hating. What the hell are you talking about?

    I’m going with the jealous thing. Get over it, and pull yourself out of the shit you’re in.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  11. * MommyMe says:

    Whoa hold up now! Taco and Big whatever ya’ll need to back the fuck off! Sheri and Suzan are the bomb and if you hadn’t realized that then you haven’t been paying attention. Both of you need to learn the rules of the sandbox. Bottom line you aren’t wanted round these here parts take your nasty comments elsewhere.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  12. * Lucky Lum says:

    I always wonder what kind of people get their kicks by writing insults on people’s blogs.
    Idiots.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  13. * Amy says:

    Damn! Does somebody need a life or what?? Smooches, girlz!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  14. * Spikey1 says:

    Im here with you girls! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  15. * Sheri & SuZan says:

    Thanks for the support ladies and gentleman!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago
  16. * TBG says:

    Oh my where have I been. I go away for a few days and sand is getting thrown.

    I thought the Pig commentary was hysterical. I agree with TKW I think I will be a chick Sea Horse!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 8 months ago


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