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Tickle Tuesday!

Here is some important financial advice:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, of $1000.00 you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,and drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle…

It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.

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  1. * TBG says:

    I think I like that plan!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago
  2. * Suz says:

    lol

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago
  3. * Henny says:

    Hey, that’s what I’m talking about!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago
  4. * Spikey1 says:

    Thanks for reminding me about Nortel.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago
  5. * MommyMe says:

    ROFL!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago
  6. * Carrie says:

    Now that’s a financil plan I can stick to!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago
  7. * Mama C says:

    I like them odds.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago
  8. * Lucky Lum says:

    Now that’s my kinda plan!!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago


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