Celebrating Women for the Real World


Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:

1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry knucklehead who made you sad.

2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile – I will know you have farted and I will quickly move away, roll down the windows, or spray something.

4. When you are scared – I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried – I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused – I will use little words.

7. When you are sick – stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall – I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath…I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.

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  1. * Lucky Lum says:

    And those are the best kind of friends too!

    | Reply Posted 12 years, 1 month ago
  2. * Katy says:

    That is more like it!!!!

    | Reply Posted 12 years, 1 month ago

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