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Don’t Call Home For Money!

DON’T CALL HOME FOR MONEY!

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche. His parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car???!!!” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.” So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” they said. “It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. I don’t know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.” “Oh my Goodness!,” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. “Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”

(Are women good or what?)
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  1. * Tammy says:

    That woman is my hero!! So very funny!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  2. * FutureFoodTVStar says:

    Love IT!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  3. * Carrie says:

    Priceless. 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  4. * Suz says:

    Gotta love it, Reminds me of the movie “First Wives Club”.

    Hugs Suz

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  5. * Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle says:

    I understand the “moral” of the story but still. We shant make jest of the Porche for it is as close to divinity as most of us will get.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  6. * MilkMaid says:

    perfect! A wife that minds, such a rarity and you KNOW he was pissed off.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  7. * TBG says:

    That is great!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  8. * Marybeth says:

    Oh, I freaking love it!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago


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