Celebrating Women for the Real World



A Cardiologist’s Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral……..I’m a gynecologist.” The proctologist fainted!

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  1. * Carrie says:

    hee-hee – thanks for the laugh!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  2. * The Kept Woman says:

    Hilarious…does that mean he’d be buried in a big old cooter?

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  3. * The Kept Woman says:

    Sorry…that was crass…I expect better from me…

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  4. * Spikey1 says:

    That would not be a bad way to go!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  5. * Karen says:

    OMG! Every morning needs a good laugh. Thanks.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  6. * TBG says:

    Oh my that was hysterical!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  7. * Henny says:

    Oh My, thanks for the laugh. Man you seem to always come through for some people just when they need something. By the way, happy B day to son, gosh he’s handsome!!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  8. * Partners in crime says:

    happy valentines day!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago
  9. * Katy says:

    bwahahahaha……My son is going to be a plastic surgeon I am sure. He is obsessed with boobs. 😉

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 4 months ago


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