Celebrating Women for the Real World



WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

Not that our hubbies need this ** wink, wink** but it’s nice to know these courses are available. Enjoy!

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Tuesday, Jan.31, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor — Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion —Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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  1. * Spikey1 says:

    LOL, and look who is number 1! Go figure!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago
  2. * Suz says:

    ROFL … Can grown men and 4 year boys take class #3

    That was good.

    Hugs Suz

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago
  3. * Carrie says:

    Could we get this in a flyer form to hand out to any man we encounter? 🙂 Thanks for the laugh! 🙂

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago
  4. * Jana says:

    Sign my hubby up for Class 7.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago
  5. * Christie says:

    Bwahahhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    where do I sign up?
    He definately needs #14 and #5

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago
  6. * -xtessa- says:

    LMAO!

    my husband needs Class 5 and 12 ASAP!!! where do i sign him up?;)

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago
  7. * Kami says:

    Well, my hubs DOES need this.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago
  8. * Katy says:

    The only time Clint can’t keep his mouth shut is when I am driving and cooking.;)

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 5 months ago


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