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Diary of the Frazzled Feline!

Dear Readers:

My people betrayed me this weekend and had this horrible beast in MY house. This fur covered beast is about ten sizes bigger than me and they call him Riley. They say he is only spending the weekend in MY house but that is way too much time in MY domain.

Mom mentioned something about the fact that I flunked hostess 101, but I don’t care…this is MY house. This beast drools, pants, and is a messy eater (and they complain about Moi). Now when the boy was out walking the beast, I did venture out from under my people’s bed and tried his food…quite tasty, I might add.

I think it is just sick how they dote on this beast, he goes and stands by the back door and they all jump up to let him outside, they never moved that fast when I summoned their assistance. Besides that, the beast doesn’t even use a litter box, he just goes out all exposed and does his business outside (how uncivilized).

Please make the beast Riley go home!

Yours truly,



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  1. * Suz says:

    ROFL … Just love the way you worded that post. Poor Mercedes.

    Thats probably how my 2 cats felt when we adopted 2 dogs, lol.

    Hugs Suz

    | Reply Posted 12 years, 4 months ago
  2. * Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle says:

    Ah-ha! I see you are having animal issues too! I hope it all works out.

    | Reply Posted 12 years, 4 months ago
  3. * Teri says:

    Dear Mercedes…it appears that it truly is a dog’s life right now. This intruder will be gone soon enough, but if you want to hurry it along and make sure he doesn’t come back anytime soon, take advantage of raising a little ruckus…and then blame him. You know that cats are smarter…use those big green eyes of yours.

    Hope you get out of the “Dog” house soon.



    | Reply Posted 12 years, 4 months ago

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