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Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It’s OK when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex…

You can “do” the whole neighborhood!!!

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  1. * warcrygirl says:

    Bwahahahaha!!

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  2. * Sleeping Mommy says:

    Love the list! And I’ve already raided my kids candy a few times. I LOVE CHOCOLATE.

    Halloween couldn’t have come at a better time of the month if you know what I mean.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
  3. * Nancy says:

    Did you get any trick or treaters? I think all of ours got rained out… sigh

    Anyone need some primo chocolate?

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 10 months ago
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  5. * liamlea says:

    We Greeks don’t get a lot of russian girl till we get “really” famous – but we live and breathe our russian girl regardless.
    Duncan

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 2 months ago


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